I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.
I hear no lies.
I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT
I know it’s been a few months since Almost Human was cancelled by the horrible rotten no good network we call Fox, but there is still hope for the show to be renewed on another network like Netflix or the Syfy channel. If you guys could sign the petition below to save this incredible show i would love you eternally! Thanks guys *kisses and hugs*
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
Reasons why I’m excited for “Dear White People:”
- Black actors portraying 3-dimensional characters
- Honest social commentary
- Targeted to the college age demographic
- Thorough exploration of the various forms of racism in America
- Tessa Thompson’s voice and Tyler William’s afro wig
Reasons why I’m not excited for “Dear White People:”
- White people calling it racist
- Mainstream media agreeing with the white people calling it racist
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms
OH MY FUCKING GOD
AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS
I’m in Dumbledores math club…
More like Harry Hypotternuse.
You’re a mathemagician, Harry.
I don’t understand how it’s possible to be queer and *not* know that the L and G are frequently toxic as hell to the B and T. Like, where ya been, pal?
My first time going to my college’s Bisexual club (which was open to anyone), a lesbian told a story about how when she came to college, several other lesbians took her aside and “warned” her about getting involved with bisexual women and told her to just stay away. A gay man also told us about how when he got a crush on a bisexual man, his gay friends all mocked him and told him it was a big mistake.
And you think we should ONLY talk about straight people’s biphobia? There’s a fucking BLANKET BAN on associating with bisexuals in a lot of sectors of the queer community (that obviously not everyone goes along with but it’s the majority opinion). Don’t pretend that this isn’t happening because it fucking is and YOU KNOW IT IS.